so I just put some eggs in a pot of water, intending to boil them once they reach room temperature

little air bubbles are escaping from the shells

causing this chirping noise

because my parents are conservative, whatever

it’s just funny to me, they’re coming up with all these excuses for losing

“Oh well it’s because of all the minorities and women and young voters…”

heh.

So I found out last night that my ex supports Mitt Romney

sometimes I wish I was still with him so I could have broken up with him for that

fucking idiot.  I wanted to punch him when I found out.

=_______________=

Don’t worry.

The world will end before he actually takes office.

For Obama, naturally :]

I think tumblr and dubstep has sufficiently woken me up enough to continue on

also

HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS <3

mandibeury:

Browsers:

• Internet Explorer - Old Folks Homes

• Chrome + Firefox - rival universities

• Safari - grade school

Sites:

• Tumblr High School - ALL of the fandom and random shipping.

• Twitter - random people you may or may not know following you around repeating ~everything you say in 180 characters or less.

• Facebook - people shouting “Do you like this? This?? How about this? Like if you Agree!” at you as you walk by them on the street.

• Google+ - Tom from MySpace talking about all these cool things that no one ever cares about.

• DeviantArt Junior High

• 4chan Maximum Security Prison

• Neopets Elementary

• Etsy Homeschooling

• Gaia Middle School

• Reddit Fraternity of Internet University

• YouTube School for Special Education

Feel free to add more!

This is our brainchild, yes

THAT GUY’S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AS HE’S SINGING TO HIS CAT

LKSDJFDS

also wow Steam why do you suck balls at staying connected lately SORRY ROJO YOU SMELL LIKE FEET STEAM JUST SUCKS OK

I’m gonna post some more sad stuff okay, I just need to get it off my chest I’m sorry

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