Herro, this is Exploding Muffins. I go by Moofin or Moof, or Celeste if you know me IRL.
21, Las Vegas, NV
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artist, asexual, furry
Las Vegas Academy 2010 grad
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Just a warning, I reblog a lot. I do my best to tag everything though, check "more tags" to see what to add to Tumblr Savior.
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While my blog will not likely contain porn, there will occasionally be artistic nudity.
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AVEN (not active)
DeviantArt (old artwork; not active)
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Posts:
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Reblobs:
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- me: there's another one in the baaatthhrroooommm ; n ;
- Alec: so what are you going to do?
- me: wait for my piss to absorb back into my body
1st August 2012
Notes: 5
"Fourteen, how tender I am!"
— Alec, according to Moofin’s brain (via bigsocialbutterfly)
Reblogged From supertigerbutt
- Me: I didn't actually get any of it in my mouth, I was just sucking on it because it was hot...
Me and my mom <3
My brother stands in my doorway, with a really serious tone in his voice.
“Celeste…I just want you to know…
My brother just walked up to me with frozen waffles between his fingers, posed dramatically, and said
IT’S TIME TO DUEL!
- Alec: Jump on the bandwagon! Get pregnant!
- Me: O___o....
- Alec: Now that's a sentence you weren't expecting to hear today.
That’s what my mom calls Forkie.
Thought you’d all like to know.
- Alec: You know what? My OTP is Groose and Gaston.
- Mom: What is going on down here?
- Alec: Celeste is screaming
- Me: That wasn't a scream, that was...a gasp...with vocalization.
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