supertigerbutt:

explodingmuffins:

bigsocialbutterfly:

The sausage you all like so much is named WIENER. That is because it’s from(or at least named after) Wien, the capital of Austria, Germany’s Canada. They grow mountains.

That’s right, WIEN. I and E, like the dreaded browser. Not WEIN(which would be wine in German) and most certainly not WEEN. o3o
So whenever you feel the need to hand someone a note about your WIENER, you know how to write it….Although I’m not sure why you’d write a note about a sausage. Or why you’d keep one with you. God ew it must be rotten by now, you’re filthy. > n >

I like how I ask you if you’ll be my weenie man, and you tell me no because that’s not the right spelling and proceed to educate me on the origin of wieners

and then post it on tumblr

god I love you.

That’s like the most important PSA I’ve ever made

Medley are you going through all our old memories

explodingmuffins:

Exploding Muffins: do your boobs hang low

Exploding Muffins: do they wobble to and fro

Exploding Muffins: can you tie ‘em in a knot

Exploding Muffins: can you tie ‘em in a bow

Medley: What XD

Exploding Muffins: you haven’t heard the song that’s based on?

Medley: Dr. Seuss - Miss Wobbleboob and the Hangy Sisters.

Medley: Can you tie ‘em in a knot? No you can’t, no you can not! Can you tie ‘em in a bow? Now you can’t, how’d you do so?

Medley: I can fling them in an arch, I can fling them on a car! I can fling them round and round, I can fling them to the ground! I can fling my wobbleboobs, but for tying they’re not loose! \oAo/

Medley: Ohgod what have you kicked loose

Medley: xD

Medley why is this on my dash again

supertigerbutt:

thethirdreel:

it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years. 

Not with /THAT/ attitude, no. I for one WILL kiss someone this year, even if I have to be really vain, sad and lonely at once and kiss a fucking mirror D:<

if you kiss a mirror I want pictures

(Source: benafflacks)

superspookybutt:

Moofins and I are no longer canon as of today. You may now proceed with shipping and whatever else it is you do. |D

hahahaa perfect way to describe it, good job Medley XD

supertigerbutt:

I pondered on how I could get more expressive because y’know, my face is really bland otherwise > u >

The results are magnificent.

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oh my god that first one

do you know how much I want to play with your cheeks because they look so soft and pliable

DO YOU