Combustible Breakfast

unicornpancreas:

My bff, since we’re roommates, only texts me when he’s in the restroom because we’re around each other all the time. Lately he’s started the habit of writing his experiences in poetry form.

I thought I’d share some with you.

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Oh the sweet release
As it exits my rosebud.
You will be missed, poop.

Manpussy squirting.
Regretting taco choices.
Will eat there again.

Junk food before bed.
no one to blame but myself.
Diarrhea time.

Ching chong ching chong ching.
Ping pong chang ni hao kailan.
Oh no IBS!!!

After a long day
The best part of getting home
Is pooping in peace.

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You’re welcome.