June 2012
WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
O DAS A GOOD ONE
26, 35, 43, 21, and 37
26: color of underwear I’m wearing
Light blue. I had to check. XD I’m also wearing boxer briefs over that which are medium cool grey.
35: favorite holiday
Halloween, definitely. It’s the only one I actually like. Plus, I love all the cheesy vampire flicks that come on TV during that time. I love Dracula movies and vampire history documentaries. 8D
43: how long it takes me to get ready in the morning
Anywhere from an hour and a half to twenty minutes? It depends on how early I have to get up and what time I have to leave, and if I need to take a shower. And what I’m going to do that day.
21: shoe size
6 in men’s, 8 in women’s. 7.5 if it’s girly shoes with no laces. Usually get men’s shoes though.
37: tattoos and piercings I want
Tattoos: I want to get Trill spots (Trill are a species in Star Trek) that start around my collarbone and go all the way down to my ankles. Just along the sides where they are on the Trill. They’re intricate markings, so it would be neat to have clean tattoos of them rather than smeary makeup. Plus, I’d look awesome when I went swimming |D I’m just waiting until I feel REALLY SURE that I want this permanently on my body.
Piercings: I have no piercings and have no desires for any. I like ear cuffs better than any piercing, at least on myself.
Is it just me or is that bottom’s torso really long?
it’s not just you. I’m not gonna knock exaggerated torsos because I like to do that sometimes, but at least here’s a handy way to keep the arms in proportion to the torso
you can do this yourself too: put your arms down flat against your sides with your elbows bent in a powerup pose, and your elbows will fit perfectly into the space above your iliac crests.
This blog is really fantastic, it has a lot of good anatomy tips if you don’t mind seeing them alongside poorly-drawn dick tips.
#151 You Know You're Asexual When...
you buy a formal gown for your senior clarinet recital, and it is an added bonus that it can be worn again for prom!
literally indistinguishable from parody
wow
People who like sex are all sluts YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.
I still own my Prom dress. It’s a really cute little black cocktail dress with little white poke-a-dots! I have worn it many times….
Wait but I’m really confused.
What does this have to do with asexuality in the slightest?
OP what are you even trying to say?
dude seriously, I’m failing to see how this relates to asexuals as well…
Are you supposed to plan on ripping off your prom dress before you have sex on your prom night or something? I DON’T UNDERSTAND
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG.
so close.
H QUCK BRN FX JUMS VR H LAZY DG
what even
THE QUICK BRPWM FPX JYMP{S OVER THE LAZY DOG
…I WAS CLOSE.
HE QUIK BRWOWN FO JUS PER HE :A GOD
what
TE QUICK BROWN FOX JuP OVEE LAZY O
how did I get a lower case letter
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG
lol okkkk.
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVER THE LAZY DOGS
all seems to be in order
H UICK BON FOX JUMPD OV H LAZ DOG
passive-aggressive-jane’s computer
THE QICK OX JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJMPE OVER THE LAZY OG
Okay well my J key was already sticky but wow. ]]THEUIKROWFOJUPEDOERTHELAYDOG
omg
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
HE QUIK BRON FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELXYDOG
TEQUICKBRONOXUMSOVERTEAZYOG
TE QUICK BROWN OX UMPS OER TE LAY DOG
Oh, well, not that bad. :D
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
maybe it’s because I have a mac pfff
Dear Cartoon Network
just because it’s cool on the internet doesnt mean it needs a show
please stop
just
